One of my clients came up with a unique idea. Buy a bunch of the interlocking floor mats, the SoftWood foam tiles, and paint a mini basketball court on them for his three boys’ basement playroom. Mini hoops with foam basketballs clinched the deal. Heck, I wanted to go there myself and play. The obstacle was figuring out how to paint the SoftWood flooring without the paint chipping, cracking or rubbing off. I was so intrigued; we spent half the day calling various “experts” asking how this could be done.
When I went home, thoroughly defeated, my loving wife asked why I was whiny and mopey.
“I neither whine nor mope.” I said nobly
My wife’s jaw dropped to the floor in a very unseemly manner.
“HA! You whine more than a piglet on Bonaficio Day.”
“Who, the what now?”
“Filipino, learn the culture tanga boy.”
“Does tanga mean handsome in Tagalog?”
“Um. . . yes,” She said with shifty eyes, “Why don’t you just go get some vinyl stickers from somewhere? Won’t they adhere to the film laminate and not rub off or crack like any paint would?”
As I sat there, trying to think of a reason why this wouldn’t work, my wife beat a hasty retreat to the kitchen, no doubt in fear of the rapier sharp rejoinder on the tip of my tongue. Or it would be on the tip of my tongue if I had not been thinking of vinyl stickers to go on the SoftWood floor.
“I HAVE IT! I yelled, “I’ll get some vinyl stickers and put them on the SoftWood interlocking foam floor tiles to make it look like a basketball court! This opens up a world of possibilities, want to play at a Mini Wimbledon? Grab some green SoftCarpet tiles and make your own tennis court! French Open? Substitute the green SoftCarpet with Clay colored SoftFloor tiles. How about the Long Beach Grand Prix? SoftRubber tiles for a surface that looks like asphalt and the make a path in vinyl decals. Golf courses, football fields, baseball, all could be replicated on these surfaces. How about a giant chess or checkers board with NO decals, just red and black tiles? GOOD GOD! I AM a genius.”
The silence from the kitchen was not at all ominous.