Burgers. Yum! No one makes them better than In-N-Out. I feel sorry for all you non-California residents that have to deal with sub-par and derelict nutritional substance. If you have a life crisis, these burgers will make you whole again.
I actually don’t even get meat on mine, they’re that good! I know it sounds terrible and hypocritical but, alas, I enjoy my animal-style grilled cheese knowing that somehow, somewhere, my decisions lets another bovine Betty get one more miserable day writhing in her filth… perhaps even on one of our livestock mats? Zing!
Seriously though, on a MUCH cheerier note, I couldn’t help but notice that the kitchen workers were all standing on floor mats that look quite a bit like our Performa Non Slip Anti Fatigue Mats. Now I’m not saying that they are our Performa mats, but if it looks like it and it smells like it, then it’s probably, er, it.
Moreover, I wouldn’t dare suggest that In-N-Out burger give us official MatsMatsMats.com employee lunch vouchers in exchange for exceedingly good reviews on their menu items and a break on these awesome non slip mat and drainage mat used in the kitchen as safety-mats, but I’m just saying; In-N-Out is playing it safe and safety for employees is paramount when you’ve got hormonal teenagers running the show and not sabotaging my meals with saliva expressionism. Not just the advertised ones, either. (Flying dutchman anyone?)
In any case, my lunch was a little more interesting (and creepier) knowing that our sphere of influence to just about every nook and cranny of my daily life. I can go into details and start naming potential sponsors (Trader Joes, I’m looking at you!), but I’ll refrain since I don’t want to run out of stuff to talk to ya’ll about.