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Organic Meditation Cushion Has Proven To Be Beneficial!

Posted on: May 8th, 2013 by

Organic Meditation Cushions Helped Create Inner Peace!I lose my keys. Why? I blame DNA. My father lost his keys and his father before him and when my great, great, great, great great great great great great grandpa came home from a night of carousing with his fellow caveman, he probably lost the keys to the family mammoth. I have tried everything I can think of to prevent key loss. I put them on a carabineer and clipped them to a belt loop.

47 broken belt loops later, my wife demanded I lose the carabineer.  I have purchased remote electronic devices that, when you press the button, are supposed to cause the paired key chain to loudly “chirp.” I lost the stupid remote. I purchased a zafu zabuton set and tried meditation.  It didn’t work for my keys, but my organic meditation cushion has proven to be beneficial nonetheless.  I even paid my daughter to follow me around and if she found my keys before I did, I would give her a dollar. I ended up with a rich little pick pocket, now I jump at shadows thinking it’s my daughter about to steal my keys for a dollar.

Every man I know has this problem. This got me thinking. How can I stop this pitiful cycle of unrelenting key loss? How can I make sure that my own son will never have to plaintively whine, “Honey, have you seen my keys?” Why are all of those public restroom keys attached to objects that are big enough to require their own zip-code? AHA! If I could attach my keys to something I deemed vital, important and large enough that I couldn’t lose it, my suffering would finally end. Sadly, my wife refused to volunteer.

I did manage to find this Key Chain Baton. I discovered the idea while watching martial arts movies.  Large enough that losing it will be more difficult but it also has the potential to serve a purpose. The Kubotan, developed by Grand Master Takayuki Kubota, is a self-defense device which doubles as a key chain. Originally developed to be used by police officers, the Kubotan technique has revolutionized the concept of unarmed self-defense for not only law enforcement officers, but also karate enthusiasts and everyday citizens. Easily found on the MatsMatsMats.com website along with many other martial arts supplies.  It also feature a DVD and book outlining simple self-defense techniques that utilize the mini baton. Now I shall never be without my keys again!  Now, where did I put my glasses?